As part of my test to 5th degree black belt in early 2016, I was required to write a thesis on some aspect of taekwondo.

In my standard application of the philosophy, “Excessiveness is excellent,” I wrote two theses…

This is the more universal of the two, applicable to not only taekwondo tournaments, but any martial arts tournament or other multi-event competition where an all-around award is given.

So, without further ado, here are my thoughts and mathematical proofs on how to improve the scoring theory for the award commonly known as “Grand Champion.”


If you’d like to use this methodology, here are some documents that you are welcome to use:





If you have ideas or recommendations for improvement, please share your comments. I love to discuss this sort of stuff!

BIG NEWS! My first novel, “Tough Target” is officially being let out into the world. To celebrate, I’m going to have an extravaganza in October. The 15th-19th, my book’s Kindle Edition will be available for free. Leading up to, and during, that time, I’ll be doing contests, posts, and anything else that seems like a good idea on the internet. 😉

In that vein, I’m looking for interview opportunities, guest-posting ops, and anything of that sort. I even have some eARCs/ARCs that I’d love to find readers for and a lot of attitude and gratitude to go around.


If you haven’t seen the film that’s tickling the critics, then I’ll recommend it. It’s suspenseful, dramatic, scenic, hilarious, well-written, and the dialogue is really, really good. If you live or are familiar with the Eastern part of New Mexico, then you’ll get a kick just looking for landmarks and familiar locations. (It was filmed, in large part, in Clovis and Portales, NM. Where I happen to live. So, I can happily point out a lot of the shooting locations.)

Overall, I think it really is a good movie. It looks good, the acting is good, the dialogue is good, and the story is smart (all things considered.)

Here’s the trailer if you want a peek or a reminder:

Now, if your ready, let’s get into the meat of the movie. [SPOILERS]

It starts off in medias res with our boys robbing a small *ahem* West Texas bank branch. The film doesn’t baby the audience with lead-up, exposition, or *cringe* narration. Nope, turn your brains on and get ready to figure it out as we go along. I think it was an excellent way to begin the film. More robbery follows, we get an impression of the boys as reluctant (but competent thieves), and our first laugh-out-loud joke that hits the whole theater. I won’t spoil it, but it’s a winning combination of political incorrectness and regionally authentic truth. Like it or hate it, it’s real. It’s the first in a line of local-civilian one-liners that are gold. It is also the first scene with a civilian carrying a gun. (A recurring theme throughout the movie that is both handled well and badly at the same time.)

So let’s just get to it. The way armed citizens are portrayed and used in this movie is worth talking about. I think that up to a certain point it is handled as well as I’d ever expect Hollywood to handle it, but at a certain point, the realism is sacrificed for the sake of the plot. I think there may also be a level of attempted satirization of the concept that I can’t decide if is ingeniously low-key, or just awkwardly added on top. Based on Hollywood’s abysmal record of accurate firearm portrayals, I’m inclined to suspect that the parts they got right were due more to ignorance than intent. I’d love to be wrong, but if anything describes the firearm/armed-citizen characterization in this movie, it’s inconsistency.

We encounter no less than two customer’s carrying concealed weapons inside a bank. The first is an old man in the second bank. He’s the only customer, is caught by surprise and when asked if his is carrying, responds along the lines of: “Damn right I got a gun on me.” He reasonably allows himself to be disarmed because he was already at the mercy of the thieves. I think that scene is done okay. I know that guy. He’s no gunslinger, but damn right he’s got a gun. Always has.

The second encounter with an armed hostage goes a bit differently and it has way more issues. Long story short, bigger bank, many customers, one guy pulls out his gun. Up to that point, it’s okay. He seems to be waiting for the right time, watching the position of the baddies, and then makes his move. Trouble is, his move was notably incompetent. Gun sideways, blind-firing, bent arm, and apparently accuracy is something he’s never heard of. This, above all is the most blatant issue with the firearms in the film. I think two shots are portrayed to be accurate out of hundreds of bullets fired and both of those were almost superhumanly accurate.

Anyway, this responsible citizen dies of incompetence and the boys escape the bank to be met by half a dozen of his fellow responsible citizens who shoot more than a few bullets but cannot seem to take down two fellows afoot from inside 25 yards. This is when I started to get a little peeved. They realistically portrayed West Texas (or Eastern New Mexico) as being a populated by a lot of armed citizens. But, of course, the movie would have been over had anyone been aware of how to use the little notches on top often referred to as “sights.” So, I see where they just wanted the story to keep going, but I also have to tell the writers that this is also where the gritty realism became something more ridiculous.

Back to accuracy. I’ll admit that I know some guys who aren’t crack shots. But even a broken clock is right every three or four shots. I know that statistics can be bandied about saying that even cops can’t hit the mark at ten feet most of the time. But this is supposed to be West Texas, folks. Yeah, lots of folks are armed. Yeah, some of them are less skilled than other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I also want to explain something special about people who learn to shoot on the plains. Our perception of difficulty/distance is a bit skewed. We think 200 yards is an easy shot with a rifle. 25 yards is bullseye range with a pistol and I’ll take a shot at anything out to 200 with pretty much any gun I own. The odds of six (or however many there were) guys all missing as much as they did in that movie is just out there too far for me to accept.

I could go on about this, but let’s just talk about the next scene. The hapless fellows who apparently all grossly de-aligned their sights the night before, get in their *ahem* “trucks” and follow the thieves on the highway out of town. This, again is actually quite feasible, no not-getting-involved bystanders here. So, that’s real, then the writers must have realized that once again, the protagonist thieves would be stopped and the movie would be over too soon. Oops.

So how do they write themselves out of this corner? The ballsy brother stops the getaway car, gets out, gets his AR, walks out into the middle of the highway, puts the rifle on his hip, and wildly sprays the pursuing Samaritans with bullets. Again, assuming any of these guys has ever held a gun before, they could wait for his clearly pointless barrage to stop due to ammunition exhaustion, and then shoot him. But no, they wait for him to run through three mags, stop, and they all get in their vehicles and drive away. Previous fudging of reality is nothing compared to this. One guy, in the open, not aiming, out of bullets, is not going to make them all run away. This was when the movie lost my attention and I just started waiting for the next stupid thing to happen. In my mind, this was the end of the movie and the rest was a dying thief’s hopeful hallucination.

Okay, I’m gonna stop now. I won’t elaborate on how the baddie with a bolt-action rifle on the small ridge seems to befuddle a dozen law enforcement officers with ARs, especially seeing as how he shoot from an unsteady offhand and is wearing a bright red shirt. Or how he can douse his arm in gasoline, light a gassy rag in his hand, and somehow only the rag bursts into flame.

But I think it’s a good movie. And I mean it. I picked the hole that I felt needed picking, but it’s an enjoyable film. Like I said, the essentials are all there. Acting, writing, pacing, suspense, visuals, dialogue, humor, characters. I’ll be watching it many times (for various reasons) and I’ll recommend it to pretty much anyone who needs a good movie to watch. But I’ll always have a choked laugh or a snort at the incredulous moments that just don’t quite work.

On the bright side, I think that any aspiring bank-robbers that try to emulate the movie’s premise will be a bit less successful if they run into that many CHL holders on their escapades. Writers can’t rescue you from real bullets.


Adventures in Agriculture, an ongoing collection of fun, truth-inspired essays/stories about life on the farm and on the ranch.

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October is my favorite month, it brings the few weeks of true fall weather that we get on the high plains desert. It also seems to be inclined to be busy. The year is far from over, but a great many finales are in sight and it seems a good moment to reflect on all that has happened and get excited about the things on the way.


For bettor or worse, 3-Gun is now a huge part of my existence. This month officially marks the end of my second year of involvement in this high-octane sport. In 2013, I shot one match. In 2014, I shot a few more, and came in as one of the top lady shooters in the 3-Gun Nation Regional Series, and came by the title of top amateur lady in tac irons division. I got to be in a shootoff against the top three women in the sport, on TV, no less, and despite not beating them, I got a cash prize and some definite attention. By the end of the year, I had won some sweet prizes, earned two invites to the 3-Gun Nation Lady Pro Series Qualifier, and lost most of my anonymity in the sport.

2015 began with that Qualifier and finishes next week with the inaugural 3 Gun Nation Nationals match which serves as the Qualifier for next year.

In between, I made it onto television a few times. GunTalk TV & 3-Gun Nation I traveled as far west as Las Vegas and all the way to Alabama the other direction. I’ve flown with my guns and gear, driven a new Dodge Charger, and met people at matches who know me from the TV. It’s been a fun year and a wild ride and quad loads are now operational.




My first physical/mental high-octane obsession took a back seat to 3-Gun for the year, but it’s about to heat up. Not only is Worlds coming up next year, but a date has been set for my 5th degree black belt test. Thus, that strange feeling of both “yikes” and “yippee” has taken up residence for the next few months.


Just to keep me on my toes and up even later at night, I made it into the OMSCS (Online Master’s of Computer Science) Program at Georgia Tech. In the spring, I tried to remember what I was doing, learned how to do some tricky things with photos and video, and played around with some handy middleware. This Summer, I created an an artificial intelligence agent (his name is Bruce, BTW) to visually solve Raven’s Progressive Matrices IQ Test Questions. At the moment, I’m TAing an experimental EdTech class and learning to program robotic cars. More Artificial Intelligence classes are in my future.


This is the site of the author, A.L. Brown (and all her alter-egos), and she has some exciting things going on. As Audra Brown, this month also brings about the first anniversary of the weekly, ongoing (getting paid for!) newspaper column known to the public as “Down on the Farm” and known to the author as “Adventures in Agriculture.”

A related announcement is that a collection of these informative, reality-based, and entertaining anecdotes about life on the farm is being compiled and edited with an expected release date in time for Christmas!

Also in the pipeline is the hard-hitting thriller writer, Lee Brown’s, debut novel, Tough Target. 

If that wasn’t enough, a collection of short stories is also being edited, the novella adventures of Josey Jackson are coming, and there is hear-tell of some ornery siblings having some more, bigger and better, Z-Day Incidents.

Look for cover art and release dates coming soon!

On the critical skill of flammables identification.

Don’t spit into the wind, and chain the gate.

An example of some homemade fun in the winter.

All it takes if Coffee, a Barn, and some friends to make a party.

All Jacked Up, why a jack should be right next to the shovel and the chain in the back of the pickup.

Hay, I might be crazy, but, hey, hay, who cares?

I went to Rome and got two black eyes … and a gold medal (The Resolution of Cliffhangers Introduced in my Introduction)

Brown: Not everybody suited to be legen-dairy

An example of common irrationality.

One Man’s Scrap is Another’s Invention. (Or, the story of my life)

The rest of that story…

Some jobs stink, but they stink less when it’s cold.

Songs you hear during harvest are forever linked.

Three big nights, one reason why the Floyd Jamboree has been going for 65 years.

Spring arrives on the winds of a sandstorm.

What I really do on the tractor.

A view from the alley, sorting cattle.